Paris Hilton is not too happy with her portrayal in a recent John McCain campaign ad.  She isn't even upset that she is portrayed as a joke in the ad.  She is only upset that John McCain didn't get permission to use her likeness.  Maybe Paris would've approved if McCain threw her a nice little check for the footage.    

Judging by this recent picture, Paris isn't too good with kids either. She can't win.

Yeah, I said it. Senator McCain is coming across as a JEALOUS OLD COOT...

COOT. A word my grandmother would use to describe someone who is being a, well, OLD COOT.

Did you see this? I take it Sandypants McCain wants to compare Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Unfortunately, that's a compliment when it comes to the Coot, who can be compared to, well...

And, there in lies the issue.

It's time to turn the page. On a BUNCH of things.

At least it's good to know that the hard truth is setting in over at Sandypants McCain's campaign headquarters...

... Americans... and the world... want something -- and expect something -- better from us. And it's about to happen.

Memo to the McCainwashed misguided followers: Call the moving company. Book your move now so you can save some cash when you move back home. Thanks to the last eight years, the economy is pretty crappy and you'll need the money to re-settle wherever you end up...

What up Dallas!  Jeremy here with the latest in Hollywood gossip, check it out! 

Hogans don't know much of anything these days...

So Brooke enjoys throwing individual family members under the bus at any given time.  We all thought that she was having problems with her mom, but sources say that a legal document leaked that had Brooke's signature on it regarding Hulk's abuse to his wife.  I'm sure after the countless blogs about her, she'll have something bad to say about me too.

Check out more at: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/brooke_hogan_admits_she_lied_i.php

Brangelina: The deed is done but they didn't actually... DO it!?

So I know that there are guys who would love to hop in the sack with Angelina, and even more girls who would love to do the same with Mr. Pitt.  Now we find out that they aren't even carrying on the fantasies of their fans!?  That's preposterous!  Angelina decided to avoid the all-natural normal pregnancy to increase the chances of having fraternal twins.  We all know Angelina takes pride in deciding her children.

Brad and Angelina better be having sex, or it defeats the purpose of the general public living vicariously through them!

More on the disappointment at: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/angelina_jolie_brad_pitt_didnt.php

Kim Kardashian: Takin' it to the dance floor

So apparently America might have the chance to see Kim's glutes in action.  We've had some sources say that she's going to be competing in the next season of "Dancing With The Stars"  But when asked about it in a recent interview, her lips were sealed.

I hope whoever her partner is can handle all that @$$!

Peep the interview here at: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1088466_Kim_Kardashian_Coy_on_Dancing_Appearance

The Dark Knight comments on abuse allegations

Christian Bale refers to the allegations as a "deeply personal matter."  Apparently his sister wanted to borrow a few thousand dollars to help take care of her kids.  I'm sure the money is nothing to him, we all saw the numbers that The Dark Knight just put up.

The late B.I.G. probably describes Bale's feelings best, with the line, "Damn, why they tryna stick me for my paper?"

Catch the exclusive interview here at: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1089344_New_Interview_Christian_Bale_On_The_Allegations

That's all for news in the celebrity world!  PEACE OUT!

Here's what I was talking about on the show earlier... I got to talk to Holly Hunter, who plays GRACE HARDARIKO on TNT's SAVING GRACE... If you want to hear that whole podcast, let me know and I'll post it... or maybe I will anyway because she's amazing...

... anyway, she plays ELASTICGIRL on the Pixar movie called the INCREDIBLES that my lil' one LOVES... so when we were on the phone, I naturally had to ask her to help me with some parenting...

:)

If you're a parent, you'll get why I asked a superhero to help! Hope you enjoy!

What's up kids?  Jeremy the intern coming at you with the hottest news in celebrity gossip.

Angry Bonnaroo Blogging

So apparently Kanye West is not pleased with the criticism that went along with the delay of his performance at the Bonnaroo festival.  In his blog on Kanye Universe City, he uses excess swears, excess caps, and excess punctuation.  He just wants people to know that he dedicates his life to performing and his fans, and he is pissed that they would be so negative towards him.  AND I MEAN PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read the entire blog at: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/06/kanye_west_does_some_angry_blo.php

The Party of the Year!

Nelson Mandela's throwing down all week in London in celebration of his 90^th birthday.  A hoard of A-List stars, Will Smith, Oprah Winfrey and Leona Lewis just to name a few, dropped in on a benefit concert on Wednesday.

I think Toby's invitation got lost in the mail or something...

Check out the entire list of stars at: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1003040_Will_Smith_Leona_Lewis_Party_with_Nelson_Mandela

Cristiano Ronaldo, not single!?

That's right ladies!  Another "drop dead, gorgeous" soccer star is taken.  He was recently spotted on an Italian beach snuggled up with another male...Haha, just kidding.  His VERY sexy Spanish girlfriend Nereida Gallardo spent the weekend with him.  A well deserved vacation after all that soccer Ronaldo's been playing.

Expect death threats very soon Nereida, you know how jealous women can be.

See more hot photos at: http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/26/cristiano-ronaldo-hot-wet-and-taken/

Chivalry is not dead, kind celebrities do exist!

A lot of our celebrity stories involve horror stories, placing fans or paparazzi as the victims of a celebrity's anger.  But new mother Christina Aguilera was seen exiting the CNN Building, and she wasn't shoving fans OR flipping off cameras.  Instead, she was signing autographs, and taking pictures, all with a smile on her face.

Since ditching the "Dirty" look, Christina seems as if she can't do no wrong.  These other bubble-gum pop stars of the early 90's might wanna grab a page out of her book.

Peep the video at: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1003950_Christina_Aguilera_Crowd_Pleaser

This has been another edition of THE DISH with Jeremy the Intern.  Good Day, Dallas!