So, I was at my cousins' house yesterday and after dinner they were in a hurry to watch the 2008 Teen Choice Awards on FOX. I felt so old...and it wasn't because I wasn't a teen anymore, I think it has to do more with the new faces. I remember when I watched the awards show...back when I was a teenager, David Spade was the host
and Nsync was still together.
Anyways, now there are presenters such as Vanessa Hudgens, (who is AWFUL at improv, btw) and her confused boyfriend, Zach Effron, and Disney Princess, MILEY CYRUS was the host.
But it's funny how Adam Sandler still wins for Best Comedian, who is at least twice the age of the other nominees in the category. I'm glad some things, never change.
So what was cool about the show? Or from the small portion that I watched? So for awhile now, there has been an ultimate online dance battle between ACDC (director and co-star of Step Up 2)
and the M&M Crew (Miley and her bff).
And they had a final battle at the adolescents' award show. ACDC totally won, in my opinion. But of course, the teeny boppers didn't know who they were, so they were just ecstatic for Miley. Lame.
Maybe I'm just being bitter because Miley's not even 16 yet and she's going to be a billionnaire soon...and what am I doing with my life? I'm blogging about her. You win, Miley. You win.
Oh thank God, (Pun intended, get it? Because he played God in Bruce Almighty....oh nevermind) Morgan Freeman is doing alright after his major accident on Sunday. He broke his elbow and arm, and injured his shoulder, but his PR rep reports that he is doing well. No worries, fans.
Hello World! Hope you didn't miss us too much over the weekend, but we're back with some Juicy gossip that is sure to kick your week off right!
Ali Lohan: Following in her sis's footsteps
It starts off with a few dabs of make-up in the Lohan Family and Aliana is all dolled up in this picture below. She's also been auditioning for porno directors, and making scenes at parties. I think it has a lot to do with the quote in the lower right corner, which is hilarious to me.
Expect a future full of alcohol and drug addictions, because those are the "right things" in Lindsay's eyes.
Well, I guess the babies have been "out" for a while. But now the pictures have been released. And what do they look like? Well... babies of course. Yeah, I was expecting them to look like millions of dollars too, since that's what was paid for them.
They should at least some sort of shiny aura around them or something. Man I'm disappointed.
Mr. Affleck is too hot of a commodity to be caught tipping in the normal public matter. So instead, he decides to catch his limousine driver off-guard.
How nice of Gwyneth to lead an ad encouraging the kids who used to live in the US to vote in our election. The ad consists of her and others from different parts of the world stating that you can vote in the American election regardless of where you live now. As far as who she's going to vote for, it's pretty evident in the last few seconds.
Does McCain have anybody backing him in other countries? Hmm...
Well that about wraps up today's episode of "The Dish!" Stay tuned for more...
Paris Hilton is not too happy with her portrayal in a recent John McCain campaign ad. She isn't even upset that she is portrayed as a joke in the ad. She is only upset that John McCain didn't get permission to use her likeness. Maybe Paris would've approved if McCain threw her a nice little check for the footage.
Judging by this recent picture, Paris isn't too good with kids either. She can't win.
Yeah, I said it. Senator McCain is coming across as a JEALOUS OLD COOT...
COOT. A word my grandmother would use to describe someone who is being a, well, OLD COOT.
Did you see this? I take it Sandypants McCain wants to compare Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Unfortunately, that's a compliment when it comes to the Coot, who can be compared to, well...
And, there in lies the issue.
It's time to turn the page. On a BUNCH of things.
At least it's good to know that the hard truth is setting in over at Sandypants McCain's campaign headquarters...
... Americans... and the world... want something -- and expect something -- better from us. And it's about to happen.
Memo to the McCainwashed misguided followers: Call the moving company. Book your move now so you can save some cash when you move back home. Thanks to the last eight years, the economy is pretty crappy and you'll need the money to re-settle wherever you end up...
What up Dallas! Jeremy here with the latest in Hollywood gossip, check it out!
Hogans don't know much of anything these days...
So Brooke enjoys throwing individual family members under the bus at any given time. We all thought that she was having problems with her mom, but sources say that a legal document leaked that had Brooke's signature on it regarding Hulk's abuse to his wife. I'm sure after the countless blogs about her, she'll have something bad to say about me too.
Brangelina: The deed is done but they didn't actually... DO it!?
So I know that there are guys who would love to hop in the sack with Angelina, and even more girls who would love to do the same with Mr. Pitt. Now we find out that they aren't even carrying on the fantasies of their fans!? That's preposterous! Angelina decided to avoid the all-natural normal pregnancy to increase the chances of having fraternal twins. We all know Angelina takes pride in deciding her children.
Brad and Angelina better be having sex, or it defeats the purpose of the general public living vicariously through them!
So apparently America might have the chance to see Kim's glutes in action. We've had some sources say that she's going to be competing in the next season of "Dancing With The Stars" But when asked about it in a recent interview, her lips were sealed.
I hope whoever her partner is can handle all that @$$!
Christian Bale refers to the allegations as a "deeply personal matter." Apparently his sister wanted to borrow a few thousand dollars to help take care of her kids. I'm sure the money is nothing to him, we all saw the numbers that The Dark Knight just put up.
The late B.I.G. probably describes Bale's feelings best, with the line, "Damn, why they tryna stick me for my paper?"
