Yeah, I said it. Senator McCain is coming across as a JEALOUS OLD COOT...

COOT. A word my grandmother would use to describe someone who is being a, well, OLD COOT.

Did you see this? I take it Sandypants McCain wants to compare Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Unfortunately, that's a compliment when it comes to the Coot, who can be compared to, well...

And, there in lies the issue.

It's time to turn the page. On a BUNCH of things.

At least it's good to know that the hard truth is setting in over at Sandypants McCain's campaign headquarters...

... Americans... and the world... want something -- and expect something -- better from us. And it's about to happen.

Memo to the McCainwashed misguided followers: Call the moving company. Book your move now so you can save some cash when you move back home. Thanks to the last eight years, the economy is pretty crappy and you'll need the money to re-settle wherever you end up...