// uuuuglee // bill murray and wife divorcing...

 

This is gonna get nasty. Bill Murray's wife says "it's over..."

 // OMG // Clay.... is NOT gay... but apparantly is into cougars AND HAS SPAWNED!!!!!

DAMN! Looks like TMZ is reporting that GAI CLAI may NOT be so GAI after all....

... and is about to be a BABYDADDY!!!!!!!

WOW!!!!

But what about that whole fist thing and the video????? WHAT DO YOU THINK??? ROUSE????? IDK... but OMFG!

// oil // it's abot EFFING time!

Well it's about time...

It looks like SOMEONE is gonna do SOMETHING about these high **** gas prices!

MAYBE... I bet they uncover some serious shenaigans in this investigation, because despite the low **** Bush dollar... there's no good reason these gas prices are this high! Click the link and read the story... and pray. Because $4 bucks a effing gallon is ridiculous!


// $hit // cursing in the workplace BLOWS...


Over at theladders.com, the website for $100k people seeking $100k jobs, they've found that swearing in the workplace is the WORST breach of manners in the workplace.


// fat // memo to fat peeps: life flight can't rescue your fat **** anymore...

Yeah. No kidding. If you're fat, and you have a serious accident, chances are good that life flight might not be able to come to the rescue, and you could have to wait on an ambulance, and you might die. Why? Because you're too fat for the helicopter. So, what do you do? Lose weight before you have that serious accident!

Read all about it here.


// workouts // don't shout in the gym...

You might get your **** kicked. Read more here!

// bush // I'M THE MAN!



Ummmm................ okay. LOL!