What's up kids?  Jeremy the intern coming at you with the hottest news in celebrity gossip.

Angry Bonnaroo Blogging

So apparently Kanye West is not pleased with the criticism that went along with the delay of his performance at the Bonnaroo festival.  In his blog on Kanye Universe City, he uses excess swears, excess caps, and excess punctuation.  He just wants people to know that he dedicates his life to performing and his fans, and he is pissed that they would be so negative towards him.  AND I MEAN PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Read the entire blog at: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/06/kanye_west_does_some_angry_blo.php

The Party of the Year!

Nelson Mandela's throwing down all week in London in celebration of his 90^th birthday.  A hoard of A-List stars, Will Smith, Oprah Winfrey and Leona Lewis just to name a few, dropped in on a benefit concert on Wednesday.

 

I think Toby's invitation got lost in the mail or something...

Check out the entire list of stars at: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1003040_Will_Smith_Leona_Lewis_Party_with_Nelson_Mandela

 

Cristiano Ronaldo, not single!?

That's right ladies!  Another "drop dead, gorgeous" soccer star is taken.  He was recently spotted on an Italian beach snuggled up with another male...Haha, just kidding.  His VERY sexy Spanish girlfriend Nereida Gallardo spent the weekend with him.  A well deserved vacation after all that soccer Ronaldo's been playing.

 

Expect death threats very soon Nereida, you know how jealous women can be.

See more hot photos at: http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/26/cristiano-ronaldo-hot-wet-and-taken/

Chivalry is not dead, kind celebrities do exist!

A lot of our celebrity stories involve horror stories, placing fans or paparazzi as the victims of a celebrity's anger.  But new mother Christina Aguilera was seen exiting the CNN Building, and she wasn't shoving fans OR flipping off cameras.  Instead, she was signing autographs, and taking pictures, all with a smile on her face.

Since ditching the "Dirty" look, Christina seems as if she can't do no wrong.  These other bubble-gum pop stars of the early 90's might wanna grab a page out of her book.

Peep the video at: http://www.theinsider.com/news/1003950_Christina_Aguilera_Crowd_Pleaser

 

This has been another edition of THE DISH with Jeremy the Intern.  Good Day, Dallas!

Take a look at this.... the ANTI energy drink called DRANK... letting YOU slow your roll that supposedly tastes GREAT with VODKA... Perez had this on his page... and I'm just wondering...

WHY???

Why on earth would you want to slam a drink that brings  you DOWN when drinking vodka... which... BRINGS YOU DOWN??? I mean... WTF???

Oh well... DRANK some at a club near you!

// uuuuglee // bill murray and wife divorcing...

 

This is gonna get nasty. Bill Murray's wife says "it's over..."

 // OMG // Clay.... is NOT gay... but apparantly is into cougars AND HAS SPAWNED!!!!!

DAMN! Looks like TMZ is reporting that GAI CLAI may NOT be so GAI after all....

... and is about to be a BABYDADDY!!!!!!!

WOW!!!!

But what about that whole fist thing and the video????? WHAT DO YOU THINK??? ROUSE????? IDK... but OMFG!

// oil // it's abot EFFING time!

Well it's about time...

It looks like SOMEONE is gonna do SOMETHING about these high **** gas prices!

MAYBE... I bet they uncover some serious shenaigans in this investigation, because despite the low **** Bush dollar... there's no good reason these gas prices are this high! Click the link and read the story... and pray. Because $4 bucks a effing gallon is ridiculous!


// $hit // cursing in the workplace BLOWS...


Over at theladders.com, the website for $100k people seeking $100k jobs, they've found that swearing in the workplace is the WORST breach of manners in the workplace.


// fat // memo to fat peeps: life flight can't rescue your fat **** anymore...

Yeah. No kidding. If you're fat, and you have a serious accident, chances are good that life flight might not be able to come to the rescue, and you could have to wait on an ambulance, and you might die. Why? Because you're too fat for the helicopter. So, what do you do? Lose weight before you have that serious accident!

Read all about it here.


// workouts // don't shout in the gym...

You might get your **** kicked. Read more here!

// bush // I'M THE MAN!



Ummmm................ okay. LOL!

Check out this drama:

Apparantly, some people think Rachel Ray's scarf... is, well, apparantly a 'symbol' of support to Muslim extremists and terrorists.

I mean really?

Is it just me or do we need to get over being so insensitive. I mean, look, extremism and terrorism are cowardly and just all out insane... and I give them no quarter in our war against them... but this is RACHAEL RAY. PLEASE.

Oversensitive? Whatcha think? Read more here.

// gas // want to send a message??? consider this idea:

The FRENCH and ENGLISH are payin' about $9 a gallon for gas... and they're pissed... and they also blame BUSH for the gas prices...

... and now i think they've got the best idea as to how to handle it!

// madonna // she gets to keep the kid...

She's can keep the kid now!

// hot! // george clooney is SINGLE again!

Delicious! It looks like we've got America's most desirable bachelor BACK once again! Word is that George Clooney is D-O-N-E with his longtime girlfriend! Now, I get that breakups hurt, and I am sure George has some pain in his heart that his former flame just doesn't care about, but who cares! He can get ANYONE he wants!

Go, George, and welcome back! Call your boys and get some 'forget-about-it-booty' soon!

Could this be the future for Miley Cyrus?

It looks like HIllary Duff, the original Disney Channel singer/actress, has had some work done... could this be what is next for Miley???

You read about Miley's recent photo-sexploits on Friday, right?

It's gotta be a Disney thing. Their artists all go crazy. Especially when Dizknee gets 'em before they turn 16. Do the math and look at their track record...

Yeah, Miley's next. And I blame David Perl.

 // KOBE! // He's at it again!

Here's even MORE pics of KOBE's new OTHER woman!

Thanks to the dirty.com... click the above to see even more pics of KOBE's new OTHER woman! Awwww yeah GO KOBE!

You'd think that after the last time, Kobe might have learned his lesson, but apparantly, for Kobe, he needs some variety to add some spice to his life. That's where this woman comes in:

Meet Vanessa Curry. She's 18. Up until recently, she was a LA Laker girl...  that is until people started talking about how Kobe was practicing some jump shots up into hurrrr cheerleading outfit and whatnot! Read it all here...

Here's her pic - as part of the LA Laker GIRLS!

So... if it's true, who stands to make out with some CASH????

Damn right. Mrs. Kobe Bryant... Vanessa. She's got the rock. She's HOT, and she'll get HALF plus support for the KIDS! Remember the good 'ol days?? KOBE GONNA PAY!!!