Have you ever been in an awkward position where you don't know if you should say something or just laugh?

I was in the elevator yesterday, on hte way up to work from the parking garage.  Two guys in suits get on too.  Our elevators are all mirrors-  so even though I'm right up next to the elevator doors, I can still see them.  All of a sudden, I hear someone let it go. One of those two professional guys FARTED in the elevator!!  It was sooo hard not to laugh...  but as I look at them both in the mirror in front of me-  they both are looking at the ceiling as if to say "please don't ask if it was me!"   haha

I got off the elevator before I caught a whiff of anything nasty...  but I giggled once the coast was clear!

Timbaland did!  He showed up to an interview with Kidd in gray sweat pants and a raggedy old white t-shirt.  But I gues when your name is Timbaland, you can do that.

Hey peeps- My mom is the one who helps run this program for wounded soldiers and their families. Please read the letter below and let me know if you can help in any way!!
THANKS!
Priscilla

 

 

WFAA just did a story that the Phoenix Project here in Dallas lost EVERYTHING last night to thieves.

The Phoenix Project is an organization that helps military families readjust to civilian life by sending them to a retreat at Pilot Point.
There are 33 families flying in TODAY and the organization is struggling to keep the retreat floating for the families that are in the air and landing in DFW at 2pm

I just spoke with their founder Teresa Goforth and they need a wireless pa system in the worst way because one of the activities involves teaching husbands and wives how to reconnect by dancing together.

They thieves stole all of their music and their wireless microphone so we need that so I am appealing to you to see if you have clients or relatives who might help.

This is also an equestrian retreat, the thieves stole all of their saddles so if there is any chance you have access to any extra even if it is just for this next week, it would be helpful to the project.

FLAGS!!! The thieves stole all of their flags including those for Texas, the American Flags they had as well as flags from each branch of the military

We are in such a wonderful position to help and time is of the essence so please if you have a flag, a saddle or a microphone and/or even some swing music PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE contact me or you can reach out to Teresa directly at 214-924-0269

also needed:

Moving quilts
pitch fork
shovels
sterio equipment
scanner/printer/fax
large coffee pot/maker
phone cards
blank journals
saddles
bridles
saddle blankets

PLEASE FORWARD!!

 

Sooo much fun last night!  Here's a couple of pics...  I'll upload more tomorrow.

 

She was sentenced to 45 days in jail (yes, the real thing-  but with steel bars instead of the alcohol ones she's used to)  here's the full story I found on the web...

 

 What Paris Can Expect Behind Bars
May 4, 8:36 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Hopefully, Paris Hilton likes chicken.

She was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood.

Inmates there get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork aren't permitted _ "it's all poultry-based," said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as "a very nice place."

Like other high-profile Los Angeles County inmates _ O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake, Robert Mitchum, Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Manson _ Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell.

Inmates are allowed outside their cells for an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, Scott said. There are a bank of phones that use prepaid phone cards _ cellular telephones and Blackberries aren't allowed.

There have been other celebrities at the women's jail. Actress Daryl Hannah, arrested last year for failing to leave a 14-acre inner-city garden where farmers were being evicted, spent a few hours there.

Sometimes stars are allowed to do their time in a jail of their choosing. In such cases celebrities pay a daily room-and-board fee to the smaller jails, which afford them more privacy and comfort.

Sean Penn found a jail in Bridgeport, a remote town on the eastern flank of the Sierra, to serve a 60-day sentence in 1987 for fighting with a photographer in violation of his probation for a barroom brawl.

Cop-slapping actress Zsa Zsa Gabor served three days behind bars in 1990 at the El Segundo jail near the Los Angeles International Airport. She paid $85 a day.

But the judge in Hilton's case wouldn't allow such an arrangement, so she'll head to Lynwood on June 5.