
BRITNEY BACK ON STAGE

HOW TO LOOK THIN IN PICS...R U KIDDING ME?
I found this and had to laugh.
How To Look Thin in Photos
1. Use flashes in sunlight.
2. Lean in towards the camera.
3. Stand like a ballerina.
4. Put your hands on your hips.
5. Get a shot from below or above
...or go on a
diet tubby!! put down the donut and pick
up a dumbell. want a ½ piece of cake how
bout running a ½ a mile. stop trying to
fool the camera into not seeing you’re fat.
what are you gonna do when you go out to meet guys? bring the picture? you think they won’t notice? do you think he’ll talk to his buddies? “dude, she’s a size 14 but look at this
picture. she looks like she could pass
for a 6.” fat is fat. i look younger in a photo i took 8 years ago
because I was 22! since then my hairs thinner my prostate’s bigger and
everybody knows! I ain’t foolin nobody.
FUNNIEST LINE I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE...
D.L. Hugley described Radio D.J. Don Imus (the one who got fired for his racist comments on the Rutgers women's basketball team) as a werewolf who hasn't finished changing. Too funny! True too!!! Look for yourself.
I'M SORRY GUYS
But I think the Mavs got lucky in Game 4 against the Warriors. I know, I know. I'm pulling for them but it seems like after watching Dirk in an interview kind of whining about them not getting him the ball, blah, blah, I gotta think that his (and a lot of the others) hearts just aren't in this thing. I think they just got out played and got lucky in the end. I hope I'm wrong but bottom line this series should already be over. We should've swept them already. We're just not playing good. What do you think?




