That's how much Brangelina got from People magazine for the 30 page spread with pics of the twins.  Now you can look at your kid and say, "You see this?  $14 MILLION!  All you ever got me were stretch marks.  Go to your room!"

Sorry, but I've been saying it all along.  Madonna is on the steroids.

Click HERE to hear an interview with Danity Kane's Aubrey O'day in which she talks about 8 day weeks.  8???  Really??? Dumb **** blonde.  Good thing you're hot and skanky.

Powder is a 44 pound cat.  He was found on the streets of Camden NJ and was named Princess Chunk by the shelter.  Didn't they check for his junk before naming him Princess?  He's already been on Regis & Kelly and he's scheduled on Good Morning America as well. 

I don't need an answer to that.  The answer is no.  Tight rolling your jeans will never be cool again and might send you straight to hell with MC Hammer pants.  Go back to 1993 you Dawson's Creek Reject.