It almost makes  me want to like the dumb skank.  I said ALMOST...

Look at Lisa Marie Presley's belly button.  Or should I say belly black hole?  It looks like it could swallow a human alive (maybe even a buffalo...or is it bison? I get them confused).  Either way its a big friggin hole.  Seriously, that is the weirdest, grossest thing I've ever seen.

Here's Aubrey with some chick named Lydia Hearst.  Don't know who she is or what she does, but the two were kissing for the paparazzi last night in NYC.  How classy!  Check out the rest of the pics HERE.

That's how much Brangelina got from People magazine for the 30 page spread with pics of the twins.  Now you can look at your kid and say, "You see this?  $14 MILLION!  All you ever got me were stretch marks.  Go to your room!"

Sorry, but I've been saying it all along.  Madonna is on the steroids.